Song of the week, 26 January 2003:

All I Want 2 Sing About is U

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Song of the week, 19 January 2003:

All I want 2 sing about is U.
(words Mark, Len Bland (NASCRAG's Chief Lackey Emeritus), and Marg; music Mark; vocals Len and Marg)

What could have been a really tender song, twisted (in Len's correct assessment) into an excuse for a bad pun. To my ears, it's a cheap-shot indictment of Prince-spelling as well. So be it.

All I want 2 sing about is U
(c) 2003 Frey, Bland, and Frey

I could sing about crystallography
but that's the dullest song that could ever be
I could sing about the stuff I ate today
but half the audience would run away

not going to sing about computers
not going to sing about cars
all I want 2 sing about is U

Celtic Druids were down with U
English bowmen liked U 2
U have tight grain, and grow so slowly
ancient peoples thought U holy

not going to sing about tv
not going to sing about bars
all I want 2 sing about is U

U hang around in the temperate zones
have no mortgages, have no phones
no dates, no ears or eyes
but the skin U wear might save lives

not going to sing about movies
not going to sing about guitars
all I want 2 sing about is U